Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Nissan
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
*** TWAS THE NET BEFORE CHRISTMAS***
Twas The Net Before Christmas
Have a good laugh this holiday season!
Author unknown
"Twas the night before Christmas" I thought with a frown,
I was stuck at the office. The network was down.
The routers were hung in the closet. All crashed.
Their tables had holes in their data. All trashed.
Remote distribution, it seems, just for fun,
Had erased DLLs Windows need to run
On 84 desktops way down in accounting.
I sat stunned at my desk, my blood pressure mounting.
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
I saw that a server had something the matter.
There was smoke coming out from the main hard disk drive.
"No Problem," I thought. "I'm set up with RAID 5."
But I found out the system I thought was unstoppable
Had disk drives that turned out completely unswappable!
"No problem," I thought, "I've tape backup to thank."
And then I discovered my backups were blank.
The UPS burped, and lights all went out.
I started to scream, I started to shout
But nobody heard as I vented my rage.
My gurus were all on vacation those days.
And nobody's tech support answered the phone.
I was nose deep in trouble, completely alone.
When out at reception, I heard a soft knock.
As the hands just touched midnight on my desktop clock...
"What's your problem?" he asked.
"Never mind, friend, I know.
I checked out your network five hours ago.
I did some proactive analysis, so
I knew this time bomb was going to blow."
Who was this guy? Who did he think he was?
He was dressed in red coveralls, white beard, black gloves.
His eyes had the twinkle of technical genius.
His smile cut down personal distance between us.
He spread out his tools, and went straight to his work.
"Whoever configured this network's a jerk,"
He said with a :-)> as he quickly rebooted,
Uploaded some software, and smoothly rerouted
The LAN to a WAN that he quickly supplied
With a bandwidth at least 20 gigabits wide
That went via wireless, I think, LEO,
To tech support elves waiting at the North Pole.
"Now bridging, now routing, now Ethernet hubs!"
He chanted as each piece of hardware he rubbed.
"Cheer up, my good friend! Lose that mindset so tragic!
Technology often looks just like some magic
To people who don't understand what we do.
Now a switch, emulation, now middleware glue!
Look at the protocols, check one or two,
Debug a bit, test a bit, presto! We're through!"
My data was back! Every system checked out!
Tears of joy wet my face as I wandered about.
"How can I thank you? You must be Saint Nick!"
He said, "Really, my friend, it's not such a great trick,
If you don't give up hope, focus on what you're doing,
And read all your issues of NETWORK COMPUTING."
And I heard him exclaim, as his reindeer were coursing,
"Merry Christmas to all! And consider outsourcing!"
Have a good laugh this holiday season!
Author unknown
"Twas the night before Christmas" I thought with a frown,
I was stuck at the office. The network was down.
The routers were hung in the closet. All crashed.
Their tables had holes in their data. All trashed.
Remote distribution, it seems, just for fun,
Had erased DLLs Windows need to run
On 84 desktops way down in accounting.
I sat stunned at my desk, my blood pressure mounting.
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
I saw that a server had something the matter.
There was smoke coming out from the main hard disk drive.
"No Problem," I thought. "I'm set up with RAID 5."
But I found out the system I thought was unstoppable
Had disk drives that turned out completely unswappable!
"No problem," I thought, "I've tape backup to thank."
And then I discovered my backups were blank.
The UPS burped, and lights all went out.
I started to scream, I started to shout
But nobody heard as I vented my rage.
My gurus were all on vacation those days.
And nobody's tech support answered the phone.
I was nose deep in trouble, completely alone.
When out at reception, I heard a soft knock.
As the hands just touched midnight on my desktop clock...
"What's your problem?" he asked.
"Never mind, friend, I know.
I checked out your network five hours ago.
I did some proactive analysis, so
I knew this time bomb was going to blow."
Who was this guy? Who did he think he was?
He was dressed in red coveralls, white beard, black gloves.
His eyes had the twinkle of technical genius.
His smile cut down personal distance between us.
He spread out his tools, and went straight to his work.
"Whoever configured this network's a jerk,"
He said with a :-)> as he quickly rebooted,
Uploaded some software, and smoothly rerouted
The LAN to a WAN that he quickly supplied
With a bandwidth at least 20 gigabits wide
That went via wireless, I think, LEO,
To tech support elves waiting at the North Pole.
"Now bridging, now routing, now Ethernet hubs!"
He chanted as each piece of hardware he rubbed.
"Cheer up, my good friend! Lose that mindset so tragic!
Technology often looks just like some magic
To people who don't understand what we do.
Now a switch, emulation, now middleware glue!
Look at the protocols, check one or two,
Debug a bit, test a bit, presto! We're through!"
My data was back! Every system checked out!
Tears of joy wet my face as I wandered about.
"How can I thank you? You must be Saint Nick!"
He said, "Really, my friend, it's not such a great trick,
If you don't give up hope, focus on what you're doing,
And read all your issues of NETWORK COMPUTING."
And I heard him exclaim, as his reindeer were coursing,
"Merry Christmas to all! And consider outsourcing!"
Christmas!
It is almost here, the big Christmas day! In observance of the Holiday the Nourse Chillicothe automall will be close on Thursday December 24 and Friday December 25!
Have great and safe Holiday !!!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
END OF YEAR SALE!!!!
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
2010 4RUNNER HAS ARRIVED
Your wait has Ended the first 2010 4RUNNER has arrived ..
2010 Silver limited 4x4 V6
CFC-Free 2-Zone Auto AC w/Rr Vent&Filter,
Integrated XM Radio w/ 90-Day Trial, USBPort w/ iPod Connectivity and Bluetooth
Lthr-Trimmed Htd Pwr Adj Dr & Pass Sts &40/20/40Split Reclining&Fold-Flat Rr Sts
Leather-Wrapped Tilt/Telescopic SteeringWheel w/ Cruise Control & Audio Controls
Smart Key System with Push Button Start
Rr Window Up-Down Operation / Homelink
Power Tilt/Slide Moonroof w/Sunshade
Pwr Auto Up/Down Windows/Pwr Door Locks
Rear Cargo Deck
Alarm System
Sliding Rear Cargo Deck
Voice-Activated Touch-Screen Navigation System with JBL AM/FM/MP3 4-Disc CD Changer Integrated XM NavTraffic
..Integrated Backup Camera
Cargo Cross Bars
Paint Protection Film
Carpet Floor Mat & Cargo Mat
We will be posting Video soon so you can take a look
To Come out and look at it Please call for an Appointment!!
Hope to see you soon!!!
2010 Silver limited 4x4 V6
CFC-Free 2-Zone Auto AC w/Rr Vent&Filter,
Integrated XM Radio w/ 90-Day Trial, USBPort w/ iPod Connectivity and Bluetooth
Lthr-Trimmed Htd Pwr Adj Dr & Pass Sts &40/20/40Split Reclining&Fold-Flat Rr Sts
Leather-Wrapped Tilt/Telescopic SteeringWheel w/ Cruise Control & Audio Controls
Smart Key System with Push Button Start
Rr Window Up-Down Operation / Homelink
Power Tilt/Slide Moonroof w/Sunshade
Pwr Auto Up/Down Windows/Pwr Door Locks
Rear Cargo Deck
Alarm System
Sliding Rear Cargo Deck
Voice-Activated Touch-Screen Navigation System with JBL AM/FM/MP3 4-Disc CD Changer Integrated XM NavTraffic
..Integrated Backup Camera
Cargo Cross Bars
Paint Protection Film
Carpet Floor Mat & Cargo Mat
We will be posting Video soon so you can take a look
To Come out and look at it Please call for an Appointment!!
Hope to see you soon!!!
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